why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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