Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Randomize
