Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
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As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
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I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
third nipple confirmed
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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