I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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