so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
