Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
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