@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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