I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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