Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
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just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
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I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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