Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
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i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
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You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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