But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
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we'll go far in life on tits alone.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
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i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
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