Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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