im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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