No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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