Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
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I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
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the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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