You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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