forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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