Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
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We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Found your dick twin last night
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Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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