suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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