I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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