i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
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Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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