Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
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