Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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