This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
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Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
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spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
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