new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Sacagawea was the original milf.
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
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We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
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Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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