Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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