just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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