similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
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THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
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No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
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