i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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