a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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