Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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