after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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