Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
You need a sexual gate keeper
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
my poor anus
At least life still wants to fuck me.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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