I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Don't EVER smell your tampon
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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