after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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