Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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