I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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