Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
you would pick up someone in the library
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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