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• (845): View more from New York

  It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.

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• (646): View more from New York

  Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now

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  Goodbee

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