She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
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Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
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if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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