I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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