And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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