She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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