Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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