I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
pray to the hookup gods
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
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