You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Randomize
