Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
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if we break up, who will get the dealer?
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
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she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
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Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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