Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
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