i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
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