love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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