i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
it glows. i had to have it.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
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