i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
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