Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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