I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
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There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
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he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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