I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
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He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
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I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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